You’re No Rock N’ Roll Fun
October 30th 2007 -
Cara over at the Curvature recently blogged about some changes that had been made to her favorite Guitar Hero for the third version of the game.
Observe:
On the left we have rock n’ roll Judy Nails as we all know and love her, and on the right we have there-is-no-way-that-shirt-would-stay-up-without-a-ton-of-double-sided-tape Judy Nails from Guitar Hero III:
(image courtesy of Feministing)
Oh but wait, it gets better! If the wardrobe changes aren’t insulting enough for you, you can also choose to play guitars made from sexy dismembered female parts:
…Because next came the guitar Lady Shapes. What is Lady Shapes? It’s a guitar with a front that looks like/is shaped like an airbrushed blond in a bikini.
Worse of all, though, is the Parisienne. How bad could that be? The entire guitar is a disembodied woman’s leg in a fishnet stocking and heel.
Guitar Hero, I don’t think that you would know a real woman Guitar Hero if you saw one.
November 6th, 2007 at 7:27 pm
[...] You’re No Rock N’ Roll Fun You Really Got Me [...]
November 7th, 2007 at 1:04 pm
I was actually thinking of buying this game. But now? Not so much. I would SO love it if not only was their a Carrie Brownstein-esque character in Guitar Hero but some S-K songs as well.