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I’ll admit it. I have a terrible brain-crush on Francesco Marciuliano. I want to start an imaginary indie rock band with him, and take him to movies, and gaze into his eyes over coffee while we discuss our favorite euphmisms, and generally be his platonic girlfriend.

For you poor benighted souls who don’t know who Francesco Marciuliano is (and shame, shame, shame on you!), he’s the genius behind Sally Forth, one of the best comic strips currently in syndication.

“Okay,” you may say, “But what has triggered this sudden outpouring of love?” Well, I’ve just discovered Francesco Marciuliano’s blog, Francesco Explains It All, and it is even more brilliant than I could ever have guessed.

I mean, Jane Austen’s Summer Newsletter? The man is a genius.